Let me try looking like I think you’re an asshole.
I’ll be a story in your head. But that’s okay. We’re all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? ‘Cause it was, you know. It was the best. The daft old man who stole a magic box and ran away.
He’s the most amazing, brilliant, annoying man I’ve ever met. He’s like heaven and earth all rolled up in tight trousers